Anniversary thoughts

Today is the 26th anniversary of the fateful day when we and our parents walked down the aisle of a church, and as my friend Mark says "in front of God and everybody" nervously mumbled a few words about loving and living together. No one has asked yet, but I offer one observation.

Beware of gateways.
Biblioesclavio leads to librocubicularism.

You are forewarned!